Eco-Terrorist

Schmidty the Square wants to save the environment but he doesn't know how! All he knows is how to fire an AK 47.

Then a polite business man approached him working for Eco-Green offered him assistance. He said, "Why don't you give me some money and let my business do the rest?

Hey that's a great idea! What could possibly go wrong?

Eco Terrorist is a game submitted for the "Wowie Jam 3.0" where you have to collect money and give the business man some money and that's it! You win!

And if you win the game, you get to play it a 2nd time! And give him even MORE money!

And EVEN MORE money!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Whatever you do, do not stop giving him money! It's the only way to save the ecosystem! Don't do what the jam's theme  is suggesting where "failure is progress." I am %100 positive.

Sincerely yours,

Not an Oil Exec.

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